30 Things to do Before 30

So I am in my final leg of 20's. I am very unaccomplished, a procrastinator, pessimistic, poor, low self esteem, unfocused person. I gave my list of 30 very low standards which still seem difficult to fulfill, at least to my caliber. Here goes...

1.             Go on a road trip. 
   2.       Primitive camping in Vermont (goes with 1.)
   3.       Visit somewhere overseas.
   4.       Gamble.
   5.       Audition for a game show.
   6.       Host a party.
   7.       Move out of my parents.
   8.       Learn to play an instrument.
   9.       Learn a new language.
   10.   Lose all my weight.
   11.   Go hunting/fishing.
   12.   Make a steamer trunk.
   13.   Master Revit.
   14.   Dance the Sevillanas.
   15.   Dress like a cowgirl.
   16.   Live sketch at the zoo.
   17.   Make a professional looking blog.
   18.   Have long curly hair.
   19.   Feel like I am in control.
   20.   Drink absinthe properly.
   21.   Make a completely from scratch fruit pie. Pick the fruit, grind the flour, yadda yadda.
   22.   Sew a period piece.
   23.   Catch snowflakes on my tongue.
   24.   Take my father to a Lakers game.
   25.   Do a performance in public.
   26.   Get health insurance.
   27.   Learn to knit/crochet.
   28.   Compete in County Fair
   29.   Cosplay.
   30.   Maintain a blog.